Five and half hours of scrubbing gull poo off the catchment pad in the rain... The things we'll do for drinking water

I am scrubbing in the middle of a rather muddy puddle,

with my bottoms full of bubbles and my wellies full of mud.

While my jacket and my sweater go on slowly getting wetter

and I very slowly settle to the bottom of the mud.

Now I find that what a person, with a puddle round his middle

thinks of mostly in the muddle is the muddyness of mud.